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If I was a Ben and Jerry's flavor....I would be Berried Treasure

A) because what an awesome name
B) Look at the description - it is me! Chunky Blueberry and Blackberry Sorbet Swirled with Zesty Lemon Sorbet

And I'll even translate in case you don't speak ice cream. I have curves and appreciate a fella that appreciates an Aphrodite. Blueberries are sometimes sweet and sometimes tart - as am I. Blackberries are not your average berry - neither am I. Zesty Lemon Sorbet?!!? What?!?!? Mind exploded! I definitely have zest.....likely too much for some. But a lightness that only lemon offers. I'm not full of drama....more a light variety.

That is not to say that I don't come with my complications. There's always a bloody catch. I recently left my husband because we somehow became rooomates.....and I'm kind of sexy so I'm not sure WTH happened there.....I'll never understand.

I have two peanuts that I share custody with 50/50 every other week. And I will be under the same roof with the to-be ex for the next 5 months.

So there's me in a nutshell. And in recapping....I see myself as a confident (not cocky), sassy, fierce, sexy, and open person. You be the same.

Find your flavor and contact me.

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageIrish
BuildCurvy
Height5' 5" (165 cm)
Eye ColorBrown
Hair ColorAuburn / red
Hair LengthShoulder length
Best featureSmile
Body ArtPierced... but only ear(s), Strategically placed tattoo
Health ConditionNo special Health Conditions
My AttractivenessAttractive

Situation

Relationship StatusSeparated
Has childrenTwo
Wants to RelocateNo
Have PetsCat
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Bachelors
SpecialtyMedical / Health
Employment StatusFull-time
Job TitleHealthcare Data Analyst (Medical + computer geek)

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesDocumentaries, Dramas, Situation comedies, Movies
Favorite TV showsGame of Thrones (I am behind this season!)
Breaking Bad
Dexter
Homeland (so good!)
Downton Abbey (Maggie Smith rocks)
American Horror Story
Walking Dead
Favorite movies typesComedy, Drama, Documentary, Adult
Favorite moviesI loved Silver Lining Playbook recently. Django Unchained was good but honestly I'm a little over his need for the excessive violence for no good reason. Hangover I made me cry in laughter. Brazil for cerebral. Napoleon Dynamite cause he has skills.
Music typesRap, Rock, Electronic, Pop, Blues, Ambient, Soul, Folk
Favorite artistsBlack Keys make me happy right now. Fun makes me happy right now. Tricky / Massive Attack ALWAYS get the mood going. Nina Simone is like butter to me. And if I was a stripper - Amanda Blank's - Something Bigger, Something Better would be my song.
Reading selectionAuto-biography, Fiction, Humor
Favorite booksGeek Love
David Sedaris
Augusten Burroughs
I am bummed because I haven't read enough lately....
Idea of funBeing with friends and laughing about whatever...usually stupid stuff. Going out for a drink or two. Being outside in the sun for a walk, a slog (slow jog) or at the beach here and there because man, the ocean just kind of washes the worries away....

love going to the movies, trying a new restaurant, making out at a park. I like video games and Hello Kitty but she's really not an activity. And Cards against Humanity is the most hysterical thing ever.
HobbiesExercising, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Dancing, Family, Playing cards, Computers

Personality

SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorFunny
Friends describe asGoofy
In High School I was a(n)Brain
Sense of humorClever
My great timeHanging out with friends, Staying at home, Trying new things, The movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading a book, Going to a casino, Playing dress-up, Playing video games, Going to a concert, Going to a museum
Always wanted to tryI think for the most part.........I try things that I want to try....

I think it'd be awesome to know how to surf but seeing as I swim for shit and my balance is not great......I believe I would not be a good candidate but I definitely see the appeal.

Views

Political viewsLiberal
ReligionSpiritualist
Attend religious servicesNever
Goal in lifelive authentically. I kind of gave up some of myself for a while there and I'm just not gonna do that. I'm at the point of take me or leave me. Not a b**ch. Not inconsiderate but if you don't get me then I'm not too concerned about it because there are enough that do and I love them and they love me.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
Look for in a partnerGotta have similiar senses of humor because otherwise.....what is the point. seriously...what is the point.

Gotta be attracted to you because duh....again, what's the point if we aren't bound by some sort of physical chemistry?

Sassy. I am sassy and if you are not sassy, you won't appreciate my sassy.

Someone who is quick, dishes it and takes it, smart, kind and confident. If you don't think confident when you think of yourself.....skip me because I don't have time to bolster your ego.
On the first datereally, just keep it simple. meet for dinner. have some conversation. If it's right, kiss me and we'll plan for a second...